today I went to game stop and as soon as I stepped in the guy who was working there said “the princess games are over there, babe” and I turned at him and looked him dead in the eyes and said “I didn’t know workers were supposed to recommend their favorite games when customers walked in.” and someone gasped and then I turned around and walked out
karma’s only a bitch if you are
IT IS THE FIRST OF OCTOBER
IT IS TIME
TIME FOR SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
me 11:59 September 30th
me 12:00 October 1st
IT TASTES LIKE THE COLOUR GREY, that’s so accurate, oh my god.
since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon
here u go, bud
YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.
YOU OBTUSE KNITTING NEEDLE
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything