so yeah

mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

clumsyisdefinatelysquidgirl:

why the fuck would God send down the cure for aids in a baby he knows is gonna get aborted

GOD CAN SEE THIS SHIT COMIN HES NOT GONNA BE LIKE DAMN FOILED AGAIN BY PRO-CHOICERS

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

waking up with your period

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gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

anonymouswisconsinite:

accidentally typing ‘ni’ instead of ‘no’

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cyborglovesong:

Velma is having none of your vampire shit today.

theyfuckingsaidmegstiel:

The reason that guys think that periods aren’t that bad is because we hide it so well, I know girls who vomit because they’re cramps are so bad but you will never hear them complain and if that isn’t the toughest shit then get out of my face.

matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.

matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.

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iwillmindfuckyou:

frigginflamingfawkes:

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this is literally the greatest audio post that has been posted on this stupid website