"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*
f is for friends who do stuff together
well I could have told you that
Things I Should Be Doing
- so many
Things I Am Not Currently Doing
- any of that
sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters
aRE YOU KIDDING YOU MISSED THE BEST ONE
I love Cat Shaming attempts because it’s always clear from their expressions they a) give zero fucks what you think and b) totally intend to reoffend.
me during sports class
*gets nervous over things i cant control*
*neglects things i can control*
Cat asking to be petted
GIVE ME THESE. GIVE. GIVE ME THEM.