so yeah

iguanamouth:

"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*

girlpal:

f is for friends who do stuff together

girlpal:

f is for friends who do stuff together

poppunkvampire:

well I could have told you that

poppunkvampire:

well I could have told you that

frostlawyer:

Things I Should Be Doing

  • so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

  • any of that

doppelgender:

sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters

spyderqueen:

dansbunk:

handbuiltbyrob0ts:

[x]

aRE YOU KIDDING YOU MISSED THE BEST ONE

I love Cat Shaming attempts because it’s always clear from their expressions they a) give zero fucks what you think and b) totally intend to reoffend.

viseriontargaryen:

dollare:

me during sports class

#maybe thats why it took you so long to get to mordor

cryingaboutcollege:

*gets nervous over things i cant control*

*neglects things i can control*

omgbuglen:

Cat asking to be petted

omgbuglen:

Cat asking to be petted

roachpatrol:

"Auditory Stagnation

GIVE ME THESE. GIVE. GIVE ME THEM.