so yeah

stargerard:

today I went to game stop and as soon as I stepped in the guy who was working there said “the princess games are over there, babe” and I turned at him and looked him dead in the eyes and said “I didn’t know workers were supposed to recommend their favorite games when customers walked in.” and someone gasped and then I turned around and walked out

harlequinesque:

karma’s only a bitch if you are

barkharley:

IT IS THE FIRST OF OCTOBER

IT IS TIME

TIME FOR SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
me today: i do. i need sleep.
me tonight: lol who needs sleep

thebusinessend:

IT TASTES LIKE  THE COLOUR GREY, that’s so accurate, oh my god.

animatedspooks:

humourous-fallen-angel:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

YOU OBTUSE KNITTING NEEDLE

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything