so yeah

gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
image

shes-a-maslaniac:

live fast die young bad girls procrastinate and somehow still do it well

Person: You're ugly
Me: Good, I was trying to look like you today

fuckyeah1990s:

Happy earth day…

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

finals week
me: wow i have 3 tests and 2 essays due in the next 3 days
me: ayy i haven't watched THE ENTIRE LOTR TRILOGY in a while

jaclcfrost:

"you’re kind of annoying" 

kind of? kind of??? excuse me. excuse you. i am fully annoying. i am very annoying. there’s nothing half-assed half-hearted “kind of” about it

sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

sjmoriarty:

one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

turngay-gethead:

this is a psa

social anxiety is:

a feeling of being judged by others, a sometimes crippling anxiety or fear of people or social situations

it is not:

being a loner and/or not having too many friends

thank you