so yeah

bettycrockerfanclub:

last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

cliterallysame:

*looks at bank account and cries*

katworunyagisa:

Person: “I’m just gonna play devil’s advocate here and—”

Satan: “Whoa whoa hey I didn’t agree to this I don’t even know you.”

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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innercitylights:

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

anentirelynewhunger:

Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?