So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg
This is my favourite post of all time.
hey handsome…………of that money to me
*forgets the word breed* so what version is your dog?
*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness
when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
i’m procrastinating because i’m stressed and i’m stressed because i’m procrastinating
Dad jokes brought to you by Rick Grimes
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!!!
the last one tho 😂
THROUGH YOUR NOSE CARL
maybe the reason i can’t sleep is because there are enemies nearby