so yeah

iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

nottwilightbella:

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

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shreksforthememories:

food should be free. water should be free. housing should be free. power, fuel, electricity should be free. basic necessities should be free.

the idea of “people should have to work for a living” carries the implication that some people deserve to die