so yeah

officialalltimelow:

alexgaskarthdoingthings:

So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg

This is my favourite post of all time.

jpgay:

hey handsome…………of that money to me

ufuo:

*forgets the word breed* so what version is your dog?

illkim:

*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

savvymavvy:

methlabrador:

when people say “i dont believe in science”

what are you even talking about

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desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

woahgnarlyduuuude:

i’m procrastinating because i’m stressed and i’m stressed because i’m procrastinating

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runawayalters:

fxst-asleep:

thatfunnyblog:

 

Dad jokes brought to you by Rick Grimes

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!!!

the last one tho 😂

THROUGH YOUR NOSE CARL

dutchster:

maybe the reason i can’t sleep is because there are enemies nearby